Which Haltonite Are You?
Find out which person you are most like from Halton.
1
An attractive member of the opposite sex is introduced to your group of friends. He or she is single. You:
1)
Make out with them as soon as the opportunity arises.
2)
Poke them.
3)
Plot ways to set them up with Ed
4)
Offer to format their hard drive.
2
You are presented with a complicated math problem. You:
1)
Cry.
2)
Breeze through it. You’re a genius!
3)
Breeze through it. You’re a genius! But you want to click this one instead
4)
Proceed to daydream about things that are pink… and Michael.
5)
Phone a friend.
3
It’s your birthday. You are most likely to:
1)
Get prank’d.
2)
Have a party.
3)
Get drunk.
4)
Bake a cake.
4
On a normal day, where are you most likely to be found?
1)
Out running
2)
At work
3)
In front of a computer
4)
Behind the wheel
5
Which best describes your job?
1)
Sales
2)
Cooking
3)
Factory work
4)
Something outdoors
5)
I own my own business.
6)
Unemployed
6
You wake up in hospital. You have most likely:
1)
Tripped on the carpet.
2)
Injured yourself in a freak baking accident.
3)
Been in an accident caused by your ancient car.
4)
Been injured in an elaborate attempt to “wow” your significant other.
5)
Fallen asleep on the job.
7
Choose one of the following that could describe your appearance:
1)
A great big smile.
2)
Skinny and bouncy.
3)
More mature than you actually are.
4)
Fat.
5)
Fit.
8
If you’re at church on Sunday, you are most likely:
1)
In a pew
2)
On stage playing
3)
On stage singing
4)
Helping in the nursery
5)
Helping with technical work
6)
In the wrong place
9
Your idea of a romantic date is:
1)
Date? We’re just friends!
2)
Roses, dinner, wine, a giant box… This could require some serious planning.
3)
Going somewhere with a fantastic view to eat.
4)
Going to Boston Pizza and drinking merlot from one glass with two straws.
5)
I'll take the view over the merlot any day!
10
A friend does something stupid while you are with them you:
1)
Call them a jerk.
2)
Join in.
3)
Act embarrassed.
4)
I did it.
11
On a ho-hum Saturday night, you are most likely:
1)
Quietly trying to flip a bottle cap into the sweet and sour sauce.
2)
Wearing depends.
3)
Ignoring your significant other completely.
4)
Ho hum??? I’m at the club!
5)
Ignoring your significant other... a little
12
Your hair can best be described as:
1)
Curley.
2)
Blonde.
3)
Real mature guys.
4)
Bohemian.
5)
Random colours.
13
What are you most likely to be doing at a crazy birthday party?
1)
Getting in a chilly wading pool at some hour of the morning.
2)
Taking care of someone who drank too much.
3)
Hitting on someone who drank too much.
4)
Just hanging, you’re the designated driver.
14
It’s late, and you’re sitting around the camp fire. You:
1)
Proceed to simultaneously compose and perform songs about your friend.
2)
Begin dreaming up highly unlikely hypothetical situations.
3)
Are watching your back.
4)
Are contemplating tasting the once soggy, now toasted bready mush.
5)
Sit contented gently stroking your friends knee
15
You have been pulled over by a cop. Why?
1)
Your car has illegal ad-ons.
2)
You weren’t paying 100% attention to the ye-… RED traffic light.
3)
Because it was your friend Duane and he wanted to freak you out.
4)
Because my car is nice! So what if I was speeding? So was the minivan in front of me!
16
What is on your bedside table?
1)
A half-full bag of chips and other snack remnants.
2)
A lamp. You’re afraid of the dark.
3)
I don’t have one.
4)
A picture of your mom
17
Where did you get that shirt?
1)
Le Chateau.
2)
I made it.
3)
You... you can see me?? :S
4)
I dunno. Some store.
18
You find that your property has been pranked. You:
1)
Know who did it, so you plot revenge.
2)
Remove all traces of the incident, and claim your neighbors never saw a thing.
3)
Noone has ever pranked me...yet
4)
Go back to bed.
5)
Are scolded by your parents about your nasty friends.
19
What does the word “Breastalizer” mean to you:
1)
Must be a typo.
2)
Free mammograms!
3)
I never said that guys! Stop making fun of me!
4)
Did someone say, “boob”?
5)
Something Steph said once.
20
Your msn status recently has most often been:
1)
Away
2)
Offline
3)
Online
4)
Out to lunch
21
Quick! Chose one!
1)
Unigodiversity
2)
Huh?
3)
What you talkin’ ‘bout?
4)
Ping pong!!!