The Road Rage Meter
Got road rage? Find out with this road rage quiz!
1
You never drive without:
1)
A shotgun with ammo
2)
Several small projectiles
3)
Two middle fingers and a license.
4)
My drivers license, car ownership papers and your most recent insurance details.
2
On approaching a rail crossing with rough rails you:
1)
Swerve into the other lane to cross on the better side. The oncoming traffic WILL move!
2)
Stop, let all oncoming traffic through and then proceded slowly
3)
Gun it and try to jump the bumps
4)
Slow down and ease your car over the bumps - wouldn't want to bottom out 2x in one day!
3
Which is the most important to your driving ability?
1)
My rearview mirror
2)
My driving lessons
3)
My runflat racing tires
4)
The performance gas in my tank and my truck horn accessory
4
A cop pulls you over...
1)
..you've been speeding
2)
..your right signal light is out
3)
..and serves a warrent for your arrest
4)
..you just blew a stop sign in a school zone
5
Which has happened to you?
1)
Someone cut you off
2)
You've run a red light - and got away with it
3)
You cut someone off and they took aim with a shotgun blocking the road
4)
You flipped someone the bird in the last 2 days while driving
6
You get cut off on the highway...
1)
...and flip them off because you can't catch up to cut them off in return
2)
...and apologize. You shouldn't have been that slow!
3)
...and take aim
4)
...and mutter nonsense under your breath